oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

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fuckyeahlaughters:

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

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uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

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