All cats.
(Source: matthewberninger, via ishapoopyface)
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via ishapoopyface)
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
(via fuckyeahloldemort)