December 2009
36 posts
WHAT THE FUCK AM I STILL DOING UP?
It’s 6am. >.< I was going to get up early and do stuff today.
Should I stay up all day or go to sleep now and wake up at 2pm?
what to do….. :/
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Sexting the wrong people can lead to some bad things. :/
hm i guess maybe if it was like she makes it look easy. like how could our army be tough if a woman could do it.
I never understood why a woman being in the army was dishonorable. Especially when she was better than all the others.
Mulan’s dog is cute. :)
One of the best Disney movies.
I think Hollister sends me too many emails.
Penises
ohlooknuhhcole:
dailyconfessions:
Why do my friends decide to call me late at night to talk about penises?
Because it’s what teenage girls talk about at night :)
Well me and Zaq will just talk about your guys’ vag……no. see its weird. i can’t say it. gross. :/ Maybe me and Zaquel are just too mature. Have fun talking to Amber about wrinkly balls…
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Santa, for my gift, please send ME Taylor Swift.
So I looked at my Marketing class for next quarter (I had nothing better to do) and it looks harder than my Government class was. D: The deadline is Sun. 9pm instead of midnight ( i used to start my work at 9pm, and still get As) and we have TWO chapters a week.(i hope they’re smaller than 45 pages) AND i’m taking 7 classes! FFFUUU D: I’m too lazy to do all that. Looks like...
Why do my friends decide to call me late at night to talk about penises?
jamiemurnane:
Lady Gaga (feat. Space Cowboy),...
Favorite Holiday Song?
I’m torn between All I Want For Christmas is You by Mariah Carey (of course)
&
Carol of the Bells by Straight No Chaser (although a good chamber choir is best)
Although I am digging Merry Swiftness by Evan Taubenfeld right now. :)
Top 10 Useless Limbs (and Other Vestigial Organs)
adayum:
10) The Wings on Flightless Birds 9) Hind Leg Bones in Whales 8) Erector Pili and Body Hair (We don’t need to - and more importantly can’t - scare off predators by making ourselves look bigger anymore) 7) The Human Tailbone (Coccyx) - more evidence that we used to have tails 6) The Blind Fish Astyanax Mexicanus 5) Wisdom teeth in humans (I’m not sure that this fits the definition of a...
Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other...
ohyeahfacts:
Female bedbugs have some “down there” armor that absorbs the punishing blows of the bedbug’s love-spear, but males lack this protection.
Sleep tight!
(source)
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Hm, I hate when parents get all upset about ‘inappropriate’ shit on TV. If you’re worried about your kids watching it, DONT LET THEM WATCH IT! if they’re watching it anyway, YOU FAILED AS A PARENT. It really bothers me when they’re upset about sexual stuff. It’s not like you’re kids see and go out and do it. If they do, they deserve whatever consequences...
I’m gonna go make some tea.
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“Shh….This isn’t a duet.”
Beware the Sarcasm Police.
Amber: You have less self esteem than should be allowed.
Steven: I should have to pay a fine to discourage my bad self esteem. I'm going to start the esteem police. Handing out tickets to all the self loathing citizens.
Amber: Ticket yourself first.
Steven: I did. I had to pay myself $20. Damn the esteem police.....
Amber: You owe me $20 for catching it.
Steven: Well the cockiness police have fined you $50. Shall we call it even?
Amber: YOU need to hide from the cockiness police.
Steven: Me? Cocky? Ha, I think you must be confusing them with the sarcasm police. Whoo Whoo! Oh noez, here the come!
“It’s way too early on a Monday to be going to school. Being up this early...”
Christmas Colors
Amber: We did the polar opposite of that - Pink and Gold.
Steven: Sounds like Barbie's Christmas play set.
Amber: And you call my taste in women bad. Brazil is known for its women. Germany is known for.....Nazis.
Steven: And Heidi Klum.
Amber: Well that about evens out then.
Steven: Heidi Klum makes up for the Holocaust.
Amber: Think you're gonna get a Nobel prize for saying that?
“if they’re saggy, you know they’re real.”
“He was delusional from the mind blowing early morning sex”
– To: Amber Springer <3
“When cannibals say ‘I’m having Mexican tonight’ it has a whole...”
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So I rescued a kitten from the animal shelter today. but she wont stay still long enough for me to get a good picture! although, she did fall asleep on my chest. :)
Tomorrow, I’m picking up her brother. and hopefully getting some pics!
My mom and sister named them Linus & Lucy.
I had better names picked out, but i’ll save those for when I move out. :)
So today in Leadership we had a “guest teacher” (well, he didn’t like being called a ‘sub’ so he was like GUEST TEACHER >:O whatever Mr. Morgan. Or should I say Señor Morgan?)
Anyway, it was really interesting because everyone was actually working on something today. EVERYBODY. And nobody was like yelling at us to get to work. Usually our psycho, uptight,...